[Written with nokidflash; typical rules apply--nothing binding on other characters, who are used with looooove!]

( Bart's present isn't what he gives her )

Saw Mom today. She's smoking again.

Bart proposed!! We're ENGAGED. We're getting maaaaaaaarried! Eventually. ;) It will be a long engagement. BUT OMG!!

Also, lookit my ring!! He done good. ;) OMG I HAVE A RING.

[Co-written with nokidflash]

( In which the Super Sekrit BAP happens. Or, you know, BAPPENS. )